Excuse Explorer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the excuse explorer in your life? Celebrate their creative spirit with witty, amusing products that inspire fun distractions and adventurous storytelling. These gifts are ideal for anyone who sees every day as an opportunity for a new escape or a humorous excuse to try something different. Add a touch of humor and personality to their collection with items that highlight their playful nature and love of all things imaginative.

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Complaints and Excuses.

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"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."

"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders." mockup

"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."

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Dummy excuses for dummies.

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'We don't have a dog, so the goldfish ate my homework.'

'We don't have a dog, so the goldfish ate my homework.' mockup

'We don't have a dog, so the goldfish ate my homework.'

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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"The cat told me to eat your homework." mockup

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.' mockup

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework." mockup

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

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'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.' mockup

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

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'A dog ate my homework.'

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework." mockup

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

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"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks." mockup

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

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'My dog ate my computer.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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My daddy ate my homework

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"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep." mockup

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

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"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable." mockup

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

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'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.' mockup

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

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"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday." mockup

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

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My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April. mockup

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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Bob tries to get off on a technicality. mockup

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

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"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!" mockup

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

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"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!" mockup

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.' mockup

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

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A boy and his spin patrol.

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!" mockup

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians." mockup

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

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Excuse Explorer Gifts Collection

Excuse Explorer Mugs

Explore our mugs collection and find the perfect vessel for your excuse explorer’s antics and amusing mornings.

Excuse Explorer Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and comfort, ideal for the excuse explorer’s cozy corners.

Excuse Explorer Prints

Browse our prints to celebrate the creator of quirky stories and their imaginative world.

Excuse Explorer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that highlight the playful and inventive spirit of your favorite excuse explorer.