Creative Excuse Artist Mugs

Start their day with a cup of humor. Our mugs featuring creative excuse artistry are perfect for those who love a witty, playful way to kick off their mornings.

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"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

"My head hurts but only when I do homework." mockup

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

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"The cat told me to eat your homework." mockup

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.' mockup

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

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"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework." mockup

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks." mockup

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

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'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.' mockup

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework." mockup

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

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My daddy ate my homework

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"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep." mockup

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

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"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday." mockup

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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A boy and his spin patrol.

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.' mockup

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

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"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched." mockup

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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Lame Lines

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!" mockup

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

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'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.' mockup

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.' mockup

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

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"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry." mockup

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."

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Creative Excuse Artist Mugs Collection

Creative Excuse Artist Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that add humor and personality, celebrating the creative excuse artist in a charming way.

Creative Excuse Artist Prints

Discover funny and thoughtful prints that capture the spirit of creative excuse artistry—great for wall decor or gifting.

Creative Excuse Artist T-Shirts

Browse our playful t-shirt collection featuring creative excuse themes—stylish, witty, and perfect for relaxed days.