Creative Excuse Maker Mugs

Homework flavored dog food

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Lame Lines

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

The dog that does the homework...

'It's a note from the teacher about the homework you ate last night. It says 'Bad dog'.'

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

'The dog ate my homework, here's his vomit to prove it.'

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'