Homework flavored dog food
Creative Excuse Maker Prints
Decorate their favorite space with art prints that showcase their inventive nature—perfect for fans of humor and creative excuses.
This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.
"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
Lame Lines
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'
"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'
"My dog deleted my excuses app."
'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'
'It's a long story.'
I'm sorry, but my life is just way too complicated to start dating anybody right now. I have a part-time job, basic cable and a very demanding cactus plant. ! !
"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"
"The brakes still feel spongy to me."
My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.
'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'
'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'
Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'
'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'
'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'
The dog that does the homework...
"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."
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