Professional Excuse Maker Mugs

Find a mug that humorously captures the essence of a professional excuse maker. Perfect for anyone who loves a clever excuse, these mugs add a fun touch to their daily coffee breaks.

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!" mockup

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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'My dog ate my computer.'

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My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April. mockup

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.' mockup

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

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Homework flavored dog food

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers." mockup

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

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'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50' mockup

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

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'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?' mockup

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?" mockup

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

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Lame Lines

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'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?' mockup

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework." mockup

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down." mockup

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral." mockup

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

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'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?' mockup

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

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REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.' mockup

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

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How to deal with weeds

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