Excuse Makers Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that humorously celebrates their talent for making creative excuses. Perfect for coffee lovers with a playful sense of humor and a knack for storytelling.

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"Let me get this straight - you didn't do your homework due to supply chain issues?"

"Let me get this straight - you didn't do your homework due to supply chain issues?" mockup

"Let me get this straight - you didn't do your homework due to supply chain issues?"

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Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path. mockup

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

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'Sorry, I overwashed.'

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'The starving peasants ate my homework.'

'The starving peasants ate my homework.' mockup

'The starving peasants ate my homework.'

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.' mockup

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

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'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?' mockup

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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'My dog ate my computer.'

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My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April. mockup

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.' mockup

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers." mockup

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!" mockup

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50' mockup

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

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'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?' mockup

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!" mockup

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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Lame Lines

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'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?' mockup

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?" mockup

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

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'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.' mockup

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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Production Meeting: Excuses

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Excuse Makers Mugs Collection

Excuse Makers Pillows

Check out our fun pillows that highlight the art of excuse-making, adding humor and personality to any sofa or bed.

Excuse Makers Prints

Browse our witty prints that honor excuse creators, perfect for decorating and sparking conversations in any space.

Excuse Makers T-Shirts

Discover amusing t-shirts designed for creative excuses, ideal for casual wear or as a humorous gift for the storyteller in your life.