Excuse Makers Prints

"Let me get this straight - you didn't do your homework due to supply chain issues?"

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'Sorry, I overwashed.'

'The starving peasants ate my homework.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'My dog ate my computer.'

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Homework flavored dog food

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Lame Lines

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'