'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'
Witty Excuse Creator Gifts
If you know someone who excels at crafting witty excuses, they’ll love our playful and humorous gifts that celebrate their creative justifications. From cheeky mugs to laugh-out-loud prints, our collection is designed to amuse and delight. Whether they need a fun reminder of their cleverness or a quirky gift to show you appreciate their sense of humor, we have perfect options to brighten their day.
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
Homework flavored dog food
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
Lame Lines
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'
"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."
'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'
"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."
"My dog deleted my excuses app."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
'It's a long story.'
'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'
"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"
'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'
This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.
"The brakes still feel spongy to me."
My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.
I'm sorry, but my life is just way too complicated to start dating anybody right now. I have a part-time job, basic cable and a very demanding cactus plant. ! !
'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'
Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'
Witty Excuse Creator Gifts Collection
Witty Excuse Creator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty excuses—funny, clever, and perfect for starting the day with a smile.
Witty Excuse Creator Pillows
Check out our witty excuse pillows—adding humor and charm to any room or lounge.
Witty Excuse Creator Prints
Browse our humorous prints that capture the creative spirit of witty excuse creators—ideal for walls and desks.
Witty Excuse Creator T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate a witty personality—lighthearted designs perfect for any occasion.