Witty Excuse Creator Gifts

If you know someone who excels at crafting witty excuses, they’ll love our playful and humorous gifts that celebrate their creative justifications. From cheeky mugs to laugh-out-loud prints, our collection is designed to amuse and delight. Whether they need a fun reminder of their cleverness or a quirky gift to show you appreciate their sense of humor, we have perfect options to brighten their day.

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'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.' mockup

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched." mockup

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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Lame Lines

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!" mockup

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework." mockup

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.'' mockup

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

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"My dog deleted my excuses app."

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'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!' mockup

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

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"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct." mockup

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

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'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.' mockup

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

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'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!' mockup

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

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'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.' mockup

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

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"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!" mockup

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

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This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother. mockup

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

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My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework. mockup

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

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'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.' mockup

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

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Witty Excuse Creator Gifts Collection

Witty Excuse Creator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty excuses—funny, clever, and perfect for starting the day with a smile.

Witty Excuse Creator Pillows

Check out our witty excuse pillows—adding humor and charm to any room or lounge.

Witty Excuse Creator Prints

Browse our humorous prints that capture the creative spirit of witty excuse creators—ideal for walls and desks.

Witty Excuse Creator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate a witty personality—lighthearted designs perfect for any occasion.