Witty Excuse Creator Mugs

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Homework flavored dog food

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Lame Lines

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'It's a long story.'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

I'm sorry, but my life is just way too complicated to start dating anybody right now. I have a part-time job, basic cable and a very demanding cactus plant. ! !

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'