Duality Lover Gifts

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Most valuable element.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Crossing the thin line into show business

Duelling personalities.

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

Must you always be so negative?

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

That guy is a walking contradiction.

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

How are we supposed to tweet in 140 characters when all we can use are zeroes and ones!?

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

Seasonal Overlap.

'Fred leads a double life, and I can't stand either one of them!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

Hispanic child joining the lemonade stalls.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

"I swing both ways."

I've gotta be me! Everybody else was already taken.

"Why do you always have to be different?"