Adorable Duo Lover Gifts

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Dancing

The Common Sutra.

"This is a duet yourself project."

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Armchair Dancing

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Romance

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Gay couple living together.

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'Meet my significant other.'

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Sid & Nancy

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

Donuts. Pastries. Danish. Cookies. I'm breaking my diet resolution, but on the other hand I'm keeping my resolution to visit old friends!

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Ant and Dec.

Two women playing the piano for some guests