Duel Lover Gifts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Crab with a clown face.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Stephen Fry

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Tired Barbie

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Robber on treadmill

The Drone