Duel Lover Pillows

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Tired Barbie

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

The Drone

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Only Clowns

Duel in a wheelchair.