Daredevil Lover Pillows

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Rock Climber

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.