Romance Daredevil Pillows

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Dairy Devil

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."