Comedic Duel Lover Pillows

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Duelling personalities.

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Dodge Ball City.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Sword Fight

"We've already projected a winner."

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'