Romantic Duelists Pillows

Unrequited Love

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Sawrd Fighting

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

Duelling personalities.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

On the start position

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

The New Greek Crisis

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Them's dancin' words."

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"