Romantic Pugilists Pillows

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

"So, what are you reading?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Musical Fight

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Such petulance!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'Shadow boxing.'

"Now here's the basic stance...."

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

'I can't see you either...'

'Come out and fight.'