Romantic Pugilists Gifts

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

"So, what are you reading?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Musical Fight

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Mike Tyson

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Such petulance!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Shadow boxing.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

'Come out and fight.'

"Now here's the basic stance...."