Literary Pugilist Gifts

"So, what are you reading?"

Pop-Up Books. A pop-up book about boxing wasn't such a good idea.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Muhammad Dali...

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Such petulance!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'