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"So, what are you reading?"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Such petulance!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."