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'He has some unresolved issues.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Such petulance!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Come out and fight.'

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

'I can't see you either...'