Pugilist At Heart Pillows

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

"I am announcing my retirement, with immediate effect!"

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Such petulance!'

Boxing.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'