Pugilist At Heart Mugs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

"I am announcing my retirement, with immediate effect!"

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Such petulance!'

Boxing.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."