Peaceful Pugilist Mugs

'Now here's the basic stance...'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"Now here's the basic stance...."

'Let's not fight.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Such petulance!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'