Duel Devotee Gifts

"We've already projected a winner."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

'He was the greatest marksman in the whole of France, too bad we're in Spain.'

'...When I say 'Go,' take 10 paces, turn, tee up your ball and swing away!'

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

World duelling championship podium.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Thomas Hardy

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Sawrd Fighting

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'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

Businessman fences with three others.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Duelling personalities.

'It was a split decision.'

A man working on a model airplane

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Thriller of the Week

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff