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"We've already projected a winner."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

'He was the greatest marksman in the whole of France, too bad we're in Spain.'

'...When I say 'Go,' take 10 paces, turn, tee up your ball and swing away!'

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

World duelling championship podium.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Thomas Hardy

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Sawrd Fighting

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

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Businessman fences with three others.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

A man working on a model airplane

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'It was a split decision.'

Duelling personalities.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'