Ambiguity Appreciator Gifts

'I only keep kingfish.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Barcode Dreams

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Good news. It's a small pig."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"From this you make a living?"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"