Ambiguity Analyst Gifts

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

Love at First Sight

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Job Interview, "This company wants a person who is both ruthless and intelligent but who is also too dumb to want to try for my job."

"The virus mutation equally affects the left and the right."

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

Free Contradictions only $2.00.

Life bingo

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

"Well, it's official. The American Dream has become the American Daydream."

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

Snake charmer tries to improve the sales report.

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

Grey area ahead.

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

'Hmm... You're quite naughty, but I would hardly call you evil.' 'Tch! Talk about damning with faint praise.'

'I only keep kingfish.'

'We'll be back in an hour. Answer the phone if it rings, Burl.' 'What if it doesn't?'

'I missed out on the partnership round again...'

'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'