Individuality Appreciator Gifts

The individual fruit pie

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Jarvis Cocker

Real Estate Personals

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

Common Dodo!

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Intellectual support animal

"Always standing out from the crowd."

'Brilliant!'

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

"We met online."

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

Kids Gang.

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"I am my own penguin"

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

Notable noses Vol. 83.

I'm a goddess. Love me forever.

"I haven't got a problem with alcohol - it's Clark Kent that drinks like a fish!"

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

I've got to be me.

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

"Here he comes."

Dare to be different?

You Are the Best You There Ever Was

Bob was the black sheep of the family.

I gotta be me! Who doesn't it?

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'