Unique Personality Appreciator Gifts

'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'

Wagging Dog

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Real Estate Personals

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Quasimodo Zit.

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

Pigtail Picture

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

I'm a goddess. Love me forever.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

The individual fruit pie

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

You Are the Best You There Ever Was

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

Passive Aggressive

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'