Unique Personality Appreciator Pillows

'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'

Wagging Dog

Jarvis Cocker

Nick Cave

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Real Estate Personals

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Marlon Brando

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

David Bowie

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Quasimodo Zit.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

Notable noses Vol. 83.

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

I'm a goddess. Love me forever.

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

Pigtail Picture

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

Passive Aggressive

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

You Are the Best You There Ever Was

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

The individual fruit pie