Unique Identity Appreciator Pillows

'So, how was your day?'

Jarvis Cocker

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Real Estate Personals

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

A giraffe in a hat

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"I won't be needing you this year."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Conformity

Common Dodo!

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Which one of us is me?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Name

'Brilliant!'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Millennial

Kids Gang.

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"I am my own penguin"

"I was born a doughboy but I identify as a crescent roll."

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

Donkey with man's head and man with donkey's head