Secret Identity Appreciator Pillows

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Someone carries a torch for you!

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Catching each other's gaze.

"Which one of us is me?"

Discreet Shipping

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Let the good times roll.

I Was Married to Banksy.

"Harry! You?"

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