Secret Identity Appreciator Prints

"I haven't got a problem with alcohol - it's Clark Kent that drinks like a fish!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

David Bowie

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Secret Identity Theft.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Private Jet

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

Someone carries a torch for you!

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Catching each other's gaze.

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

"Which one of us is me?"

Discreet Shipping

Let the good times roll.

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Listen up, Mort Park. I'm going to reveal a major secret for your news radio show. Do tell. First, you've to promise you won't reveal who I am. I need to be protected. And if I refuse? I wont tell you who whisper whisper whisper … Oh, now that is naughty! To be continued …

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Name

I Was Married to Banksy.

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'