Secret Identity Aficionado Prints

Secret Identity Theft.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'He needs a domain name.'

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Which one of us is me?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

I Was Married to Banksy.

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

Name

"I don't think they'll ever find out who 'Housefly Man' is. Now, let's eat."

To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. Hey Rudy, it's me. Long time no talk. How are you these days? Lemont? From Berkeley? Tap tap tap tap. Yeah. Man … Putnam Hall 1993. Those were the days. What ever happened to our roommate Ken? Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Divided Airlines. You know, that freak who was always writing articles about "news" and junk for the school paper ... That MORON who didn't know a Gameboy from a GameGear ... That big baby whose mommy was always calling to check

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Millennial

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

"Harry! You?"

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'