Secret Identity Aficionado Pillows

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'He needs a domain name.'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"Which one of us is me?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

"Harry! You?"

Name

I Was Married to Banksy.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Millennial

"I don't think they'll ever find out who 'Housefly Man' is. Now, let's eat."

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'