Secret Identity Fan Pillows

"Harry! You?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Elusive Shadow.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll