Secret Identity Lovers Pillows

'... But, you mustn't tell anyone that Daddy's a superhero.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Gigolo Diary

Secret Identity Theft.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Which one of us is me?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

Millennial

"Harry! You?"

I Was Married to Banksy.

Name

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

"I was born a doughboy but I identify as a crescent roll."

'I know I don't seem very interesting, but this is just my secret identity.'

"Does this count as photo I.D.?"