Mistaken Identity Lover Pillows

'No. I thought it was the marathon, but it's just a fast moving queue.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"Which one of us is me?"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

I Was Married to Banksy.

Name

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

'I know I don't seem very interesting, but this is just my secret identity.'

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'He's really into comic books.'

'If you steal my identity, you'll be stuck with a lot of credit card debt.'