Secret Identity Fan Gifts

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

"Harry! You?"

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

He looks so natural lying there...

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Elusive Shadow.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Dog detectives

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Secret Identity Theft.

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager