Fans Of Secret Identities Gifts

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Company Ink.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Top Secret Files

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

I Was Married to Banksy.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

The Grim Peeper.

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"