Uniqueness Appreciator Pillows

You Are the Best You There Ever Was

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Two stressed drinking birds

Real Estate Personals

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

Conformity

Common Dodo!

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Intellectual support animal

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Einstein's brain.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"We met online."

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Think about the poor guy who invented the wheel. What a sorry existence."

"I'm sorry, it's already been done."

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us, he's AROUND the hill.'

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

The Lamster: Half Lemming-Half Hamster

The individual fruit pie

As it were

'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'