Novelty Appreciator Pillows

Two stressed drinking birds

'Do you have this in a XXX stupid?'

Clown on bike.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Hay Rides $10

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Bathroom Fairy

A crab with a utility knife claw

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Now what?!'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Please enter your pin now.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Newest items from the cooler image

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

House sale.