Novelty Appreciator Gifts

Two stressed drinking birds

'Do you have this in a XXX stupid?'

Clown on bike.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Hay Rides $10

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Bathroom Fairy

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Now what?!'

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Newest items from the cooler image

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Monkey Business

Med School Mascots.