Novelty Act Appreciator Gifts

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Clown on bike.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Hay Rides $10

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Two stressed drinking birds

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Med School Mascots.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Monkey Business

Solve for x x r 2.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

House sale.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Newest items from the cooler image

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Speed Bump Ahead.