Innovation Appreciator Pillows

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I like the convenience of high tech appliances, but the washer's texts during the spin cycle are unreadable."

Staircase inside the elevator.

"Think about the poor guy who invented the wheel. What a sorry existence."

"I'm sorry, it's already been done."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Creative department

Crap from the future.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Early cyborg.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Sport Utility Boot.