Innovation Admirers Pillows

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

"Amazing how technology always has the answers. We're saved!"

Invention of the Toilet

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."

Early critics.

"Okay...Maybe it is funny, a guy inventing a time machine that only works one way...But at least I did it..."

"Sorry Alan... you only get one set of wings."

"His fire discovery was good, but it doesn't convert well into wearable technology."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'Do you suppose that sliced bread, was the best thing since sliced bread, once...'

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

'Crap! It warmed up and my snow tires melted off!'

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

The invention of the scissors changed the game of 'Rock-Paper' forever.

Television remote that makes TV screen bigger.

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'