Innovative Idea Admirers Pillows

The Toilet Bike.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

' A good idea '

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Bright idea

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The original paperless office

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Elevator Pitch

Evolution.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

The Invention of the Wheel

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Kiwi Ingenuity