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The Toilet Bike.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The original paperless office

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Elevator Pitch

Evolution.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"You may now kiss the bride."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

The Invention of the Wheel

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."